So I have the TV on, and I'm giving Mr. O'Reilly a try. Watching 'The Factor', that is. Now old Bill seems quite bright. And he's infinitely charming to his female guests. Sorry, ladies-he's married!
But what's with all the screaming?! I mean, according to you guys, Fox is #1 in cable news, and I see no reason to doubt this assertion. So can't you afford some microphones and speak in soft, soothing tones since you're all sitting right there next to each other? Hey-
Maybe the president wants to raise taxes too much.
Perhaps the war in Afghanistan is time and money well spent.
And heck, all those people you think hate you are probably as crazy as you say!
But I gotta be honest-when people shout at each other, part of me wants to roll up in a ball on the floor by the office fax machine and suck my thumb. I guess I hear too much of that in my apartment building and at the bus stop. And don't get me started on my childhood!
So could you lower the volume just a hair for old Shaw once in a while, Sir? Thanks a lot. And God bless America!
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- Shaw Tinfroyde
- Hey readers! Welcome! Shaw Tinfroyde here with some general advice and my take on the news. Drop in daily, blog me anytime and check out everything else that tonic.com has to offer! By way of background- I was born on 5/5/75. Easy to remember, huh? Berlin used to smell like sawdust. Not the German Berlin. New Hampshire-where I'm from. What's the difference? Well, one's in Germany, and they used to talk about it all the time on Hogan's Heroes-That and the Russian Front. The German Berlin is pronounced with the accent on the 2nd syllable-'BerLIN'. The New Hampshire Berlin is 'BERlin'-As in "Brrrrrrrrrr-lin sure gets cold in the winter!" About 10,000 people live here. You could look it up. And it's The City That Trees Built. Because of the paper mills. But I don't really want to talk about my hometown any more for now.